An Introduction to Maggotry

Posted by THEJNSREPORT on April 13, 2012
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 How to know if you’re a maggot?

  • You lack morales
  • You lack manners
  • You lack common sense
  • You lack shame
  • You don’t know how to behave appropriately

How to spot maggots?

How to  know if you’re around a maggot ?

Tell-tale signs of a maggot:

  • When the person can’t look you in the eye when shaking your hand!
  • In the midst of a handshake if there is no power or substantive strength in the handshake of the other person – also known as “The Dead-fish” handshake or the “Limp-wrist”
  • When the aforementioned two examples occur simultaneously the person is truly unequivocally one of the most dangerous maggots around.  Beware of any dealings with them.

If you find that you fit any of the afore mentioned qualifications of maggotry then you need to immediately proceed to section……….

How to help maggots give up their maggot-ways?

  • Show them the error of their ways
  • Show them the benefits of having strong morales, never sell your soul for seemingly earthly pleasures
  • Show them the benefits of common sense, be sure of your choices made the vast majority of the time
  • Show them the benefits appropriate behavior, avoid looking & acting foolish

Depending on the severity of the maggotry being displayed, you need to strongly concentrate on one or more of the rectification number in the correction segment………

Maggot Correction Tactics:

  1. Point out all presented examples of maggot behavior to guilty offenders
  2. Tell offenders why they need to stop  their Maggotry
  3. Relate alternative decision making which led to said Maggotry

How to deal with a maggot(s)?

  • Refuse to copy any of their behaviors
  • Separate from them immediately where possible
  • Avoid them as much as possible as far as one is able, ie direct physical confrontations unless that’s not possible.

　The Magnitude of the Maggotry can be very overwhelming, indeed….

Here’s are some typical examples of being a Maggot:

  • You borrow money from someone and don’t pay that money back even when you’re able  and then claim “I’m not a bum!”
  • You’re a lazy bum bitch
  • You take advantage of others
  • You only care about yourself
  • You’re loud and rude for no valid reason
  • You lie so much you don’t even know when you’re lying to others
  • You wait around hoping to ask someone for their hard earned money instead of getting a job
  • You have a job and still ask for other people’s money
  • You go out, try to hang out with people in bars and clubs and don’t have money to spend

There are many more examples of maggot behavior.  In time we will uncover and discuss as many of them as we can while trying to give an alternative to what we uncover.

Stay Enriched

When Dominos Pizza Goes Wrong

Posted by THEJNSREPORT on April 4, 2012
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This week in the JNSReport, we discuss what happens when Dominos Pizza goes wrong.  It’s essentially, an order placed with Dominos on a certain day in the afternoon at around 4pm.  The sun is still shining brightly.  I say this because it plays an important role to come later in this report.  Maggot behavior was exhibited on behalf of the delivery driver and the store managers of a particular Dominos.  By Maggot behavior I mean the low down disrespectful, cavalier attitude given in response to a customer complaint.  

The scenario went a little something like this.

Dominos Pizza Webpage Online

Order special selected

Order placed and priced 

Delivery eta 34 -44 mins

Delivery total including tax and delivery fee 20.11

Typo entered in customer cell number.  Final digit is incorrect, but the system at store where order placed is on file and accurate because customer is a regular patron.

Time approx a little over an hour later.  No delivery of order

Customer calls store to find out why order hasn’t been received.

Store employee a male with an Indian sounding accent answers.  

Customer: Hi placed an order over an hour ago order has yet to arrive.

Store employee male: Yeah what’s the address?

Customer: replies

Store employee male:  What’s the phone number

Customer : It’s…

Store employee: Interrupts yeah the number you entered online is wrong in the last digit.  

Customer: Ok but why didn’t the driver knock at my door when the number was wrong or call to ask you if the number he/she had was correct?

Store employee: I’m sending him back?

Customer: OK

hang up

Customer calls back.

Customer: Hi I just called about my order

Store employee female:  Yes

Customer: Can you explain why the driver didn’t knock at my door when he arrived if he came at all?

Store employee female: He can’t leave the vehicle.  Our policy is that they can’t leave the car they have to call and you have to come down.

Customer: But that makes no sense I live in a residential neighborhood not the projects.  I’m a regular customer.

Store employee female: Well it’s for security and that’s our policy he might get a ticket.  And if you’re a regular customer you should know our policies.

Customer: What?!!  Don’t tell me what I should know.  All I asked is why he couldn’t just knock at my door.  If he did come he would see he’s in front of a house and as far as security it’s day time not midnight.  That doesn’t make any sense.  And I didn’t know your policy but now that I do I won’t be ordering from you guys again.  

Store employee female: Good that’s your right.

End of call.

Call back

Customer: Yes I just called same address cancel my order.

Store employee male: My delivery driver is on his way.

Customer: I don’t want it.  It’s over an hour and this could have been avoided even if I made a mistake with my number online you guys have my correct number in your system.  You even corrected me before I told you my number when you first asked me.  I’m a regular customer.  The driver could have knocked at my door I would have heard him.

Store employee male: The driver did knock the door and ring the bell.

Customer: Sir that’s not true I don’t have a door bell.

Store employee: That’s your problem!

Customer: What?!  Listen first the other lady says it’s for security they can’t leave the vehicle if they call and don’t get an answer they return to the store.  Now you say that the driver did leave the vehicle with the pizzas and rang a bell that I don’t have.  Your lying!  Just cancel my order.

Store employee male: Do you want the order or not you have a problem.  

Customer: I said cancel it!  

End of call.

Is the customer wrong or is the Dominos Pizza staff wrong for how they spoke to not just a customer but a long time regular customer?  

 

Insane Mega-Millions Lotto Fever!!!!!!!!!

Posted by THEJNSREPORT on March 30, 2012
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If I won, yes, I would cover all the basics: debts, luxury vacations, cars & houses for most of my family, friends and charitable interests.

But what about those who can’t even “get it together” when their purchasing their tickets?

Why would someone opt to buy 10 to 20 tickets and wait to the last  minute online no less, to pick your numbers holding up everyone else?

Why not make a list for each ticket before getting to the store?

If you can’t handle picking your #s before arriving at the deli, then why not stay off to the side instead of waiting until you’re at the counter?

I know we’re all tempted to lose control in “‘mega-millions-close to a billion’ lotto fever” but let’s still try to GIT+KIT= Get it Together & Keep it Together

This has been another report from THEJNSREPORT.